Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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