you turned your livingroom into a bong?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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