she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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