is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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