Christians are straight up FREAKS
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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