the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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