the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Still dying that you shit outside
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
