idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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