u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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