i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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