Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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