she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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