My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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