Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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