So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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