I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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