the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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