He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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