Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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