based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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