Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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