she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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