I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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