windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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