Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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