Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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