I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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