I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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