Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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