So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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