Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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