Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
