I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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