does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
