I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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