And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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