Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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