I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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