I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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