C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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