We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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