No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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