i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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