community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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