Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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