Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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