By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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