I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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