Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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