So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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