I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
